Car Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Caution Road Construction to Start: 'When did it ever stop.'

Econo Air-bag

'The wife's driving me to drink.'

Need for oil?

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."