Car Humor Enthusiast Prints

Caution Road Construction to Start: 'When did it ever stop.'

Econo Air-bag

'The wife's driving me to drink.'

Need for oil?

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.