Car Enthusiast Humor Prints

"I checked your credit score... the best I can do for you today is this can of New Car Smell."

'Would you mind writing that check over here?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Newlyweds' car has been taken by thieves, and the "Just Married" sign now says "Just Stolen".

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

World's cheapest car

'And here's the toolkit.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'