Car Enthusiast Humor Pillows

"I checked your credit score... the best I can do for you today is this can of New Car Smell."

'Would you mind writing that check over here?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Newlyweds' car has been taken by thieves, and the "Just Married" sign now says "Just Stolen".

World's cheapest car

'And here's the toolkit.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

No U-turns

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."