Funny Car Enthusiasts Prints

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Bio Fuels.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

The Latest in Airbags

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'