Car Humor Aficionados Prints

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'