Car Humor Aficionados Gifts

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

Out of Bumper Stickers.

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."