Funny Car Enthusiasts Mugs

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Bio Fuels.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

The Latest in Airbags

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.