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Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

No U-turns

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency