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Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

I love that new elephant smell.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

No U-turns

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."