Auto Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Danger Loose Chippings

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Let's talk accessories."

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'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Back so soon?"

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

Get You Home Tow Truck.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Quick, my tyre pressure is dropping fast!"

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.