
"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."
Looking for a humorous gift for the auto enthusiast in your life? Our collection features clever, car-themed items that will make any petrolhead smile. From funny mugs to witty t-shirts and playful pillows, find something that celebrates their love of cars and their fun side. Ideal for birthdays, milestones, or just because. Surprise them with a gift that combines their passion and personality in one delightful package.
"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."
"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"
'It's a British car. Needs braces.'
'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'
'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'
No U-turns
'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'
'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'
"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."
"Clean your wallet, sir?"
Frog rearview mirror ornaments.
'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.
Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!
Danger Loose Chippings
The Latest in Airbags
'Turning Left' lights on front of car.
"Back so soon?"
'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.
Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?
Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!
"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."
"Let's talk accessories."
'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'
'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'
Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk
"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."
'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'
'My car has been acting funny.'
Get You Home Tow Truck.
'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'
"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."
Humpty Dumpty's car.
"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."
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