Auto Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Danger Loose Chippings

The Latest in Airbags

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"Back so soon?"

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

"Let's talk accessories."

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

Need for oil?

"We'll have to keep him overnight for tests, will require a loaner?"