
'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'
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'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet
All you'd expect in a British car!
"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."
"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."
'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'
No U-turns
'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'
"Clean your wallet, sir?"
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'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
"So Ed, car in the shop again?"
'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.
Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!
Danger Loose Chippings
"Back so soon?"
"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."
"Let's talk accessories."
Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?
"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."
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'Turning Left' lights on front of car.
'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'
Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk
"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"
'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'
"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."
'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'
'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'
Econo Air-bag
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