Car Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

Hog Wash - Exit.

'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'

A bug memorial on car grill.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

"We'll have to keep him overnight for tests, will require a loaner?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.