Car Lover With A Twist Gifts

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"That's Floyd Wheeler in the back of your car, Mr. Ferguson. He's going as far as the depot, if you would be so kind."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'Feels good. Mind if I take her for a spin?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Google car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Roads with a view.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Snow Bridge.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'