Car Lover With A Twist Pillows

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"That's Floyd Wheeler in the back of your car, Mr. Ferguson. He's going as far as the depot, if you would be so kind."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'Feels good. Mind if I take her for a spin?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Roads with a view.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

A souped up car...

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."