Quirky Car Lover Pillows

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"It runs on helium."

A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.

Parts of an automobile

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

Hog Wash.

Have you installed the heater?

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'