Quirky Car Lover T-Shirts

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"It runs on helium."

A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.

Parts of an automobile

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

Have you installed the heater?

"Have you got it in beige?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

Bio Fuels.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."