Quirky Car Lovers T-Shirts

Strategic Wiper Adjustments: "Up just a tiddle..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."