Car Quirkiness Lover T-Shirts

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Baby in Trunk.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne