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And this is the economy model.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

I break for toilet paper

Parts of an automobile

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

James May

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Take me to: Your leader.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

Meal on Wheel

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.