Quirky Vehicle Lovers Gifts

And this is the economy model.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

I break for toilet paper

Parts of an automobile

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Take me to: Your leader.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

Meal on Wheel

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

"The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren"

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

Petrol.