Quirky Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Parts of an automobile

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"Of all the times to stall."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

"It runs on helium."

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...