Quirky Car Enthusiasts Gifts

Parking Lot Dare

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

Sailor in Car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Bio Fuels.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Parts of an automobile

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"Of all the times to stall."