Quirky Car Enthusiast Gifts

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

'Oh, him? He's the guy who invented the car alarm.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Bumper sticker reads: Honk if you've been indicted.

"All of our cars are made out of 100% recycled refrigerators!"

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

'That sir, is our economy model.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Sports Inflatable Vehicle.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Your car can be any shape you desire

"Can I have some windshield wipers for my 1977 AMC Pacer?"

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.