Quirky Car Aficionados Gifts

"Let's talk accessories."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Parts of an automobile

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Of all the times to stall."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"It runs on helium."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Parking

'It goes with your eyes.'