Quirky Vehicle Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"It was just a question of time!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Bio Fuels.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Parts of an automobile

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"It runs on helium."