Vehicle Aficionado Gifts

A Rhombus.

'I got it, that's three gallons now, and five on layaway.'

Student driver. Student shopper.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Hang on a minute, I'll just see -- oh dear, it's an ambulance!'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Looks like you have van aerial disease

Vanpires

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Three long vehicles.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse