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"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"It was just a question of time!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

It's great for pulling the birds!

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Bio Fuels.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Parts of an automobile

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It runs on helium."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"