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I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

Parking Lot Dare

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Bio Fuels.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Parts of an automobile

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."