Quirky Vehicle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Parts of an automobile

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Of all the times to stall."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

"It runs on helium."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"