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"Let's talk accessories."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

Parts of an automobile

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Of all the times to stall."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"It runs on helium."

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Parking

'It goes with your eyes.'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."