Absurd Automotive Aficionados Gifts

A dog driving a car

"Of all the times to stall."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Power steering.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

Parking

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

'I wish I'd never bought an Italian car -- it keeps pinching me!'

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked.'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

"If you don't believe I wasn't talking on my cell phone, ask my wife."