Automobile Satire Fans Gifts

"Go back to Mexico!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

I thought "E" meant enough.

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

'We don't have a flat tire!'

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

Paranoia

The old man and the forest

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener