Vehicle Humor Fan Gifts

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Out of Bumper Stickers.