Vehicle Humor Fan Gifts

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Out of Bumper Stickers.