Vehicle Humor Lover Gifts

I break for toilet paper

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

No U-turns

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.