Vehicular Humor Lover Gifts

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."