Vehicular Humor Lover Pillows

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.