Road Humor Lover Pillows

Reckless Driver Ahead...

Carefree luggage.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

Holiday Luggage

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Man with Stop Signs.

Traffic Sign

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Driving a Lemon.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

"It's the police they say they would send someone round but they can't find our reservation..."

Snail Crossing.

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

At the airport.

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Bad sea-legs

Uh Oh...

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

TSA Patdowns

"Aye Captain, this be perfect for the plank!"

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!