Road Humorist Pillows

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

You were speeding!

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Bob's Driving School.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

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