Road Hazard Humorist Pillows

"You just parked on a Saturn."

(Deer) xing.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

"Okay. Hit it."

'How was my emergency stop?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Lucky car.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Cotton candy

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Freak Accident Specialist

No Hand Signals

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

'It doesn't work...'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"