Highway Humorists Pillows

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The walking dead

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'