Traffic Humorist Pillows

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Digital Communication.

Blind driver.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

Treacle leaking from a crashed tanker

'Knights of the roundabout table'

Interactive Speed Bump

Move to Arizona.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

"Keys, please. You wreck the car every time you drive it."

"Of course I'll gladly let you in, but as soon as I have my online order, I'll slow you down again, Honk at you and call you names!"

The dark side of hand santizer

Man on Zebra Crossing gets run over by Zebras

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Courtesy Showdown

'So, why were you crossing here?'

'I know that he walked out straight in front of you. He's entitled to, as this happens to be his front garden.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Thru Traffic Merge Left, Through With Traffic Exit Right

"Caution: I brake for people wearing yarmulkes".

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

'Oh no - congestion charge!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Traffic Lamb-Chopper.

"Speed bump."

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