Traffic Humor Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Try to hit something cheap.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'