Traffic Humor Fans Pillows

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.