Traffic Humor Fans Gifts

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'It's a slow trap.'

Do not pass.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.