Traffic Humor Lover Gifts

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.

'No, I didn't write it off completely. The spare wheel is fine.'

Who knew that volunteers might make the best super information highway?

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Give Way To Cyclists

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane