Highway Code Humorist Pillows

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

Leaving New York

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Snail Crossing.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."