Driver's License Humorist Pillows

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"I need to tinkle."

Bob's Driving School.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Beware of SUV.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I've been glamped!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.