Driving Humorists Pillows

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Beware of SUV.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Ducks crossing.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'I've been glamped!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Out of Bumper Stickers.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.